Tom Cruise Status

Fuck, so like Tom is down in fuckin Virginia doin some Navy* shit this week. I figured I'd point that out here in case anybody was wondering.

Tom is gonna be doin shit on the superdefuckinduper carrier Truman this week, so I have some nautical type fuckin questions about that shit for him to answer when he gets his ass back online.

• Why a superfuckincarrier? Isn't a regular carrier like big enough? I seen the Enterprize. Motherfucker could hold like, a shit ton of MTA busses on it.
• Isn't a bathroom on a boat called a head? Doesn't this kinda work against the Navy trying to not look like a bunch of queers? Buncha dudes "in the head".
• Is the food on a boat good?

I apparently do not have as many questions about boats as I thought I did. Try to fuck a mermaid while you're there, Tom.









*Motherfucker is not, as far as I know, in the Navy.

Intro Post

Hey guys, it's Tom.

Would you look at that fuckin' intro post down there? "Tom Cruise in the house." Jesus Christ Tom, could you get any more fuckin' cliche than "Hello World?"Are we fuckin' programming in C? Get real.

Anyway, yeah, this is my fuckin' blog that I just started. I'm still gettin' used to the whole thing, so hopefully there will be some new and exciting shit down the proverbial fuckin' road.

-Tom

Hello World

Yo, Tom Cruise here. Just checkin' out this blog scene.

Just sayin' "Whats up, world? Tommy Fuckin' Cruise in the house."